Summary: Sharon Rainsworth tries to find a man to help her produce the heir to the Rainsworth dukedom. Surely there must be someone willing? Humor, slightly crack-y.
Words: 4205
Rating: PG-13
Writer’s Note:  I had the basic idea for the story last year, but originally I thought it would be a lot smuttier. Then Unbirthday magazine was looking for ( Read more... )

Summary: Gilbert’s been poisoned and Vincent has the antidote. Could Vincent be helping his brother for his own selfish desires? Fluffy, creepy, sad, introspective. Chapter 61 spoilers.

Rating: R

Words: 1725
Writer's Note: Thanks total_alias , for beta-ing! You are teh emosewA.
( What's happening to me? )

Summary: Gilbert goes back in time about 70 years, ends up meeting Kevin Regnard as an orphaned baby, and becomes his foster parent until he is taken in by the Sinclairs. Multi-chapter funny-sad crack theorizing about Kevin’s past.
Rating: K
Words: 5847 (approx)
Writer's Note: This multi-chapter fic (officially my longest fanfic to date) is now ( Read more... )

Summary: Liam runs Pandora Hearts Farms with his common law wife Sharon. Hired hands Xerxes, Gilbert, Oz and Alice keep the farm running in their own cracktastic way. And then the goats start getting attacked…by a chupacabra? AU CRACK.
Rating: PG-13
Words: Approx 4978
Writer's Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing! I'm just gonna link to Fanfiction.net ( Read more... )

Summary: Young Gilbert dreams about Xerxes Break. Yeah, THAT kind of dream. First person Gilbert POV, present tense. Kink meme request.
Words: 617
Rating: R (more teasing than actual smut, since you know, Gilbert doesn’t have the nerve to actually use the appropriate terms for certain body parts). 
Writer's Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing!

( I feel the warm sun on my skin... )

The day started out like any typical day when Xerxes Break paid a visit to Gilbert’s apartment in Reveille. The two men would usually discuss the weather, Pandora business, and Gilbert’s latest cooking experiment. And the whole time, Break would be either teasing Gilbert or doling out unsolicited and confusing advice to his young subordinate.

“I’m ( Read more... )

Summary: Gilbert’s got a migraine, and Break’s there to help. H/C and fluff. Takes place during the time while Oz was gone.
Words: 1901
Rating: PG-13 (lots of Gilbert suffering, poor guy)
Writer’s Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing!

( Knock, knock, knock! )

 
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Fang and Lily departed the scene as quickly as they’d come, leaving Gilbert alone with Break. The white-haired man held his hand over the wound on his side to try to staunch the bleeding, and stood gazing in the direction of his young protégé.

“Break, listen to me,” Gilbert said urgently. “I don’t have much time…but…all the advice you gave to me ( Read more... )

Summary: Gilbert is so focused on giving Oz a really good foot massage, he doesn’t notice how much his master is really, really enjoying it.

Words: 1191

Rating: M, but only mildly so. No one gets naked.

Writer’s Note: This is inspired by a kink meme prompt: “After a long day of walking around in the pouring rain Oz is tired and moody and demands ( Read more... )